• RT @instantwebmeets First 4G Mobile Network Launches . . . In Sweden :( http://ff.im/-cTZta #
• creative botanists: ferkelkraut (piglet herb), laemmersalat (lamb salad) & stinksalat (stinking salad) http://twitpic.com/tlkr3 #
• WOW! RT @RichardDawkins '''Bizarre'' Octopuses Carry Coconuts as Instant Shelters' – National Geo. News http://bit.ly/90X6b7 #
• haha: the ultimate machine http://bit.ly/7b8CKF #
• joy to the world: guerilla handbell strikeforce http://bit.ly/7EkQwr #
• damn you, german software versions! #
• apparently -14 deg celsius is cold enough for the crystals in my car hifi display to (partly) freeze. http://twitpic.com/u3ad7 #
• the gap wasn't there a week ago. is the wall shrinking, or is it the beam? i don't like either idea. http://twitpic.com/u64rx #
• RT @mashable It’s Official: There are Now More Tweets than People – http://bit.ly/7B4YhG #
• http://twitpic.com/u953n – j.s. bach's christmas oratorio, earlier tonight. not used to sitting in the audience during a concert of the wilt #
• RT @serafinowicz Why doesn't 'toes' rhyme with 'shoes'? –It 'does'. #

• xkcd on facebook suggestions: http://xkcd.com/672/ #
• google goggles: search google using photos http://bit.ly/7ZTzAR #
• just got a 25% "rebate" because cashier lady insisted that i had a different shelf. tried to tell her, but i wasn't gonna fight a lady. #
• just as expected: i moved into the new flat 3 or 4 days ago and the cooker hasn't been used once. yay for pizza delivery ;) #
• RT @instantwebmeets Science-themed cookies for all your holiday baking needs http://ff.im/-cGwXH #
• RT @WWF Maldives to bid for the 2024 Olympics. Most events will be underwater! (from: The Huffington Post) http://bit.ly/7RTpzN #
• "design your gingerbread" at today's company christmas party. i always wondered how these would look in reality. ;) http://twitpic.com/szd #
• oops, twidroid cut off the photo uri. here it is: http://www.twitpic.com/szd23 #
• http://twitpic.com/szg6y – the new GMX website looks pretty empty when ads are blocked. #
• brushing aluminium is a lot easier in photoshop… http://twitpic.com/t1rv8 #
• before: http://twitpic.com/t8hip #microwavepopcorn #
• after: http://twitpic.com/t8i19 #microwavepopcorn #

• suggestion #fail http://bit.ly/8Vx78d #
• RT @SeaShepherd Whales save seal from orcashttp://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/26/whales-save-seal-from-orcas #
• haha: somebody entered "downforeveryoneorjustme.com" at http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com :) #
• have been up for 19 hours and still can't seem to go to sleep :-| #
• gooood morning! 2 lightbulbs in separate rooms burned through wenn i turned their light switches this morning. #
• congrats! RT @oewf We'll get our own space suit lab for Aouda. Yippie!!! #
• great news: simon delivered the charity money to ugari (kenya) and there's lots of construction going on. everybody's pretty happy! immd! :) #
• if you don't know what my previous tweet is about: http://bit.ly/4nvz6f and http://bit.ly/8Fbmr3 #
• professor explained the important characteristics of a chryptomonad cell by pointing at the pc screen in front of him, not the big canvas. #
• grocery store musical w/ hidden cameras. very cool. http://bit.ly/y1YP0 their lunch musical is great, too: http://bit.ly/5Ert6f #
• now that macdonalds has free wifi in austria, i know exactly what i'm gonna do: http://bit.ly/65Bia5 #
• great. http://twitpic.com/s2s5r #
• rhyming is really easy once you discover that you can just make up words and add a glossary at the end. :) #
• boingboing: improv everywhere performance "robert gets lost at knicks game" http://bit.ly/4XkPzF #
• droid ad calls the iphone "a tiara-wearing, digitally clueless, beauty pageant queen" http://bit.ly/8hhd0V #
• cat5 lifeline http://twitpic.com/s8r82 #
• RT @serafinowicz Guy in Tesco's just freaked out because I asked him to pack my groceries alphabetically. This country! #
• RT @serafinowicz Freddie Mercury got his nickname because he always knew what the temperature was. #

• RT @NASA: Spacewalker Bobby Satcher just said, "…give a shout out to the Twitterverse." #
• RT @instantwebmeets: Google Gives A Slightly Crippled Maps Navigation To All Android Users http://ff.im/-bTSQ5 #
• the most complicated machine of all times is back on track: Good News from the Large Hadron Collider http://bit.ly/7ItFtf #
• RT @qikipedia There are about ten thousand trillion ants in the world. #
• RT @instantwebmeets Using Google Analytics Is Illegal, German Government Officials Claim http://ff.im/-bWhXF #
• RT @ICHCheezburger …when the rats are as big as the sofa, http://bit.ly/7Uhzwn #
• this is hilarious: police sketch #fail http://bit.ly/62Gu4W #
• aww, it's so christmasy! http://twitpic.com/qt2hh #
• RT @Richard_Dawkins Charles Darwin's 'On The Origin of Species' First Appeared in Print 150 Years Ago Today #
• aaaahh! #
• charlie chestnut (karlheinz kastanie) and the massacre http://twitpic.com/qx0c9 #
• RT @BarackObama Video: The season's luckiest turkey http://bit.ly/8IRgrg #
• if they label eastern european music 'zigeunermusik' (gypsy music), i don't want to see their africa category. http://twitpic.com/r108m #
• oops, the previous tweet links to the wrong picture. political correctness #fail here: http://twitpic.com/r2ftf #
• RT @serafinowicz Cause of death: Autopsy #
• Just voted serafinowicz for Funniest Person to Follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
• haven't had any car-related contact with police for 7 years, and now a speeding ticket + a police checkup within a week. statistics rock. #
• RT @serafinowicz Sometimes I'm afraid to let my mind wander, in case it never comes back. #
• http://twitpic.com/razqq – i'm not sure how, but it seems that my hero's wifi is working even when it's lacking a battery. supreme power eff #
• RT @serafinowicz Anyone else think this? The robots from the 'Transformers' movies would make great toys. #

“There are certain days that remind me of why I ran for this office.
And then there are moments like this where I pardon a turkey and
send it to Disneyland.”
Barack Obama, Nov. 25th 2009

• woke up because of my own laughing today. dreamt that friends did a really cool "power puff girl" immitation complete with costumes. #
• answer #fail – http://bit.ly/2qfugH #
• meine neue antwort auf die frage "was kann man als biologe einmal machen" lautet: "ein gnuhu erschaffen – halb gnu, halb uhu" #
• i'll be talking about my encounter with the rare kakapo (NZ, http://bit.ly/3v5Pph) on thursday. let me know if you're interested. #
• ist here really NO way to generally turn of auto-capitalization on the HTC hero?? #
• particle physics gives me a hadron. #
• just heard owl city's fireflies for the first time, and love the song! http://bit.ly/2pyHJw #
• very cool: a list of our very extended family and degree of relationship. http://bit.ly/1J6vDt #evolution #
• RT @RichardDawkins 'Hey, preacher – leave those kids alone' by Ariane Sherine – guardian.co.uk http://bit.ly/3qFI3 #
• last chance: big screen presentation of our bike trip from austria to spain, today at 8 pm. if you're interested, contact me. #
• don't worry: your secret is safe with me …and facebook. http://bit.ly/73BUfs #
• done with work & uni. might watch the latest episode of south park now… #
• mmhhh, it's almost done! http://twitpic.com/qisbs #

• RT @instantwebmeets: Happy 5th Birthday, Firefox! http://ff.im/-bc5dU #
• thanks for crashing and losing the last 2 hours of my work, google earth. luckily, i was able to reconstruct most of it. #
• Hello world! #
• easily install barcode scanner using barcode scanner! #fail http://twitpic.com/ozx83 #
• http://twitpic.com/p0yry – nervous… #
• remember "noah takes a daily picture of himself for 6 years"? http://bit.ly/17hb1p –here's homer simpson's version: http://bit.ly/1k52sj #
• yesyes! tweeting via hero tethering connection. #
• great, it's officially that time of year again. http://twitpic.com/p7izt #
• RT @Apfel_Zubehoer: iPhone Wurm iPhone/Privacy.A kopiert sensible Daten http://bit.ly/1S5bL0 #
• it's all going down. #
• RT @serafinowicz: Potpourri = Perfumuesli #