if you ever go to ikea and buy a hundred ikea plastic bags, be sure to use the following response to answer questions like “what are you gonna do with 100 ikea plastic bags?”:
i’m opening my own ikea store!
Archive for the ‘fun’ Category
Iceland for sale on eBay
Great scenery and wildlife but financial situation in need of repair — collect in person.
Iceland, which is going cap in hand to Russia for a 4 billion euro loan to bail out its failed banks, was offered for sale as a wholesale lot on eBay on Friday.
“Located in the mid-Atlantic ridge in the North Atlantic Ocean, Iceland will provide the winning bidder with — a habitable environment, Icelandic Horses and admittedly a somewhat sketchy financial situation.”
source: uk.reuters.com
screenshot of the ebay item page
Paradise almost lost: Maldives seek to buy a new homeland
The Maldives will begin to divert a portion of the country’s billion-dollar annual tourist revenue into buying a new homeland – as an insurance policy against climate change that threatens to turn the 300,000 islanders into environmental refugees, the country’s first democratically elected president has told the Guardian.
source: guardian.co.uk
follow the below link and you’ll find one of the funniest email conversations i’ve read since the laminated plaque dialogue by zefrank.
according to the authors, both conversations are real and unchanged!
just recently, somebody sold the drawing of the 7-legged spider on ebay. ;)
i think the movie reference in southpark’s most recent two-parter is pretty obvious.
however, if you haven’t seen either the cloverfield movie or the respective southpark episodes, here’s the juxtaposition:
remember the old hot&cold days?
on the top of zugspitze, larry had the idea of doing both in one photo:
markus, anton, cindy, larry – hot & cold on zugspitze
people usually stared when we did hot&cold in the past, but this time, at +1 degree centigrade with notable winds, some obviously thought we were completely insane.
