label the world – labels for EVERYTHING!
reminds me of “pictures of things belong to the things they’re pictures of” by dewey’s friend chad (malcolm in the middle, season 6 episode 15).
i first started this as a joke, but have realized that there are several advantages to “markus style” gift wrapping:
efficient gift wrapping, markus style
rumple a piece of wrapping paper, making sure it gets lots of irregular foldings and wrinkles.
find a way to cover your entire gift, try to keep the ends slightly overlapping on the upside.
use two or three small pieces of sticky tape to fasten the corners of paper together.
doing it this way, you can
save time
recycle (reuse old wrapping paper, nobody’s going to notice)
save on sticky tape (just fasten the corners, everything else should stay in place)
say “i did it myself!” proudly when handing it over, and most people should get the joke.
something else that goes very well with these gifts: self-made toddler-style invitation cards (use the hand you don’t usually use for writing, hold pens making a fist, insert silly spelling mistakes).
When my son was 4 in England, (…) he was in the nativity play. (…)
You know the bit where the three kings come in. They come in bearing gifts, and they bring gold, frankincense and myrrh. (…)
Anyway, the three boys came in, little 4-year-olds with tea towels on their heads, and they put these boxes down, and the first boy said, “I bring you gold.”
The second boy said, “I bring you myrrh.”
And the third boy said, “Frank sent this.”
– Ken Robinson at TED
recently, in a doctor’s waiting room, i saw a scientific poster about allergy-related research.
at the end of the poster, in the acknowledgements section, it said this:
“We would like to thank the stuff of [laboratory name here] for their help.”
i didn’t dare to take a picture in a full waiting room.