if you ever go to ikea and buy a hundred ikea plastic bags, be sure to use the following response to answer questions like “what are you gonna do with 100 ikea plastic bags?”:
i’m opening my own ikea store!
100 ikea plastic bags in an ikea paper bag!
this will add a fine nuance to the existing confusion about 100 plastic bags on the counter, and the fact that the register just gives an error message if they try to enter them as a single invoice item. :)