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man, this site is making its way around the world!
i found the link to this alternate theory of creation at two websites back-to-back, yesterday!

in the news section, the german newspaper der spiegel and an austrian paper called der standard are linked, having published major articles about the new belief. and here’s one of many links to an english news mention: lawrence journal world

 
all of this was spurted by the kansas school board, voting on whether to include creationism in biology class. great idea – just great!
except maybe, that biology is a SCIENCE, and religion is NOT. :???:

 
now, there’s more and more fan work emerging – for example the song “what if god wanted pasta sauce?” (a version of “what if god was one of us”)
and check out what the sistine chapel looked like, before it was altered!

 
but i’m afraid there are still some some reasonable members on that board :neutral:. you’ll need to get rid of them as quickly as possible, k.s.b.!
so far, board member bill wagnon said he has received more than 500 e-mails from supporters of FSM. hehe… :razz:

 
side note: pastafarians (=believers) end their prayers with ramen, not amen.
and if you’re still not convinced – here are the reasons to convert to fs-monsterism:

“WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

  • Flimsy moral standards.
  • Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
  • Our heaven is WAY better. We’ve got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.”

bobby henderson is a genius!

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